Just something I came across in my aimless meanderings:

Total bill / Tip amount / Percentage: $365.96 / $0.96 / 0%

What happened: her and her friends (including Paris and Nikki Hilton) got so drunk. they were all singing, and spilt their drinks. when i cleaned up, Britney says to me ‘you missed a spot’ what a fucking bitch. i hope she comes back so i can shit in her food... ugly fat-ass bitch.

Courtesy of BitterWaitress.com